I saw a Facebook quiz, Would Megan Fox Date You? Carlton Mellick III took the test and found out that yes, Megan Fox would date him. So some guys are on the same post saying stuff like “meh, she’s not my type.”
WHATEVER. Guys, if a woman is nude and doesn’t make you vomit, you’d bone her. You know you would, so if Megan Fox showed up asking to go out for a night on the town, you know you’d be going.
I certainly would, and after the date, I’d be trying to get a kiss. I’m slipping her the tongue for sure. If she doesn’t balk at that, then we’re heading inside to work up some carpet burns and exchange O faces.
But then again, I’m a total horn-dog, and I’d fuck Amy Winehouse after those rave pictures. With a strap-on, in the ass. In the den, with Col. Mustard.
I’m glad we cleared that up.