My Win-Win Afterlife Policy

While eating lunch with my sister-in-law, Mili, I explained to her my beliefs about the afterlife, which can be summed up like this:

I don’t really know who’s right or wrong, but if we have to deal with any afterlife besides reincarnation, there is a chance that there’s something to the line “judge not lest ye be judged seven times over.” Now for me, this is a warning to people not to wish that everyone you dislike burns in hell, because then you will too. But the fire will either last seven times longer, or if you wished for an eternity of burning, the fire will be seven times hotter, multiplied by the number of people you wished would burn in hell.